It's a little known fact that Julius Caesar did not die from stab wounds by Brutus, but, rather, was poisoned. During a sumptuous banquet which th...
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"The shopkeeper says, "No, my do...
A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these itchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching."The Doct...
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.As ...
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband. He thinks he's a refrigerator!""...
Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives.It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him daily."S...
A teacher is telling his students, "The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there."And a boy laughs and says, "It must...
Q: How are lawyers like sperm?A: One out of a million turns out to be a human being....
A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, de...