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  • Ladder to success
    12-05

    One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before....

  • Existentialist
    12-05

    The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: “Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?“S...

  • Taepo-Dong
    12-05

    North Korea's Kim Jong-il ... acknowledged Monday he was developing a nuclear missile program 'to deter attacks from the West.' It's c...

  • Sleepy captain
    12-05

    When you're on "reserve" with an airline, you fly when they tell you to fly. Being unable to be contacted is a lesser offense than refus...

  • Grandma in court
    12-05

    Grandma Goes to CourtDefense Attorney: What is your age?Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, wha...

  • Ossama's wish
    12-05

    While running from American troops, across the desert, Ossama stumbles across an ornate jar. Curiously he opens it and a beautiful female genie comes ...

  • Advice to girls
    12-05

    "Advice For Young Girlfriends"Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When i...

  • Woman's boobs
    12-05

    A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"Surprised, the father answers, "Well...

  • Saddam's strike
    12-05

    Saddam Hussein has announced a new hunger strike to protest the shooting death of his lawyer... So why bother with his trial!...

  • High sperm count
    12-05

    How do you tell that you have a high sperm count?Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows....

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