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  • Moon maths
    12-05

    Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calc...

  • Insurance salesman
    12-05

    Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies' service.The first one said, "When one of our insured die...

  • Slowing traffic
    12-05

    A farmer lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and so fast that h...

  • Death of al-Zarqawi
    12-05

    More news coming about the death of al-Zarqawi. They say he died from complication of his lungs. They say he was smoking when they found him. Not ciga...

  • Senator Byrd
    12-05

    On Monday Robert Byrd became the longest serving senator in U.S. history. He's been a senator for 48 years.Minority Leader Harry Reid called him &...

  • Gay bachelor party
    12-05

    As you know, the constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage got voted down last week. Here's my questions: When two guys get married, what is th...

  • Sneak in & out
    12-05

    The big news of the day is that President Bush made his second surprise visit to Baghdad... he flew in and out. ...He did sneak in. It worked so well ...

  • Border webcams
    12-05

    This is weird. The state of Texas has put webcams on the Mexican border so people can sit at their home computers and look for illegal aliens trying t...

  • Mary Poppins
    12-05

    Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room fo...

  • Quarantine
    12-05

    A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skun...

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