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  • Your children and my children 孩子们在打架
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    I married a widow with six children. I had five myself by my late wife. We have been married for four years and our union had been blessed with three ...

  • Curse 咒语
    12-05

    An old man goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.The wizard says, "Maybe, but you ...

  • A beautiful woman-doctor 美丽的女医生
    12-05

    A beautiful woman-doctor is warmly welcomed by men-patients, and she has many romantic and wealthy pursuers. Of course, she also suffers a lot of sexu...

  • I wish I were A Newspaper
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    Wife talking to her husband, who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so ...

  • 世界杯期间与妻子约法11章
    12-05

    My Dear Wife,The FIFA World cup is around the corner, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July:1. The Telev...

  • The month is up today 今天是这个月的最后一天
    12-05

    A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.Bartender: “What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?“The man: “We had a f...

  • Beard
    12-05

    A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard."Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really...

  • The Image-Seller
    12-05

    A certain man made a wooden image of Mercury, and exposed it for sale in the market. As no one offered to buy it, however, he would try to attract a p...

  • Work for 7up
    12-05

    Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congrat...

  • It would hurt you 它会伤害到你
    12-05

    “Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?““I can't tell you the truth,“ said his w...

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