A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in m...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and ru...
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on...
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, &q...
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the drivew...
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he ...
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopp...
Bob is almost 30 years old, his friends have already gotten married one after another, and Bob just dates and dates.Finally a friend asked him, "...