A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. 一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲...
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted b...
No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mot...
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on t...
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting,...
Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. “Eight dollars,“ I answered. “And for a shave?“ “Five dollars.“ “All right,“ ...
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。The teacher was very...
Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Wh...
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd origin...
A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fr...