A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor...
一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。 快点，小姐!”他喊道：请把门关上。” 噢，我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。 请把门关上好了，”列车员说：其余的事由我负责。...
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.Teacher: Please tell us so...
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。Pat had seen babies...
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. 一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半...
The Indian Who Could Foretell the Weather Two men were travelling in a very wild and lonely part of America． For days they had not even seen a house， ...
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this:" Horse saddle and bridle for $50."一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告...
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。Two men stood outs...
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cle...
How could anyone stoop so low?Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't da...