Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you.Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice. I wonder where I've put it?Her son: It&...
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,“ she said, “Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy.“ Her mother interru...
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,that if the Dean does no...
女人 women If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 如果你亲她, 那你就没有绅士风度 If you don't, you are not a man 可是如果你不亲她, 那你就不算男子汉! If you praise her, she thin...
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So wh...
Bring me the winner （给我那个打赢的吧）-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the wi...
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars...
He is really somebody （他真是一个大人物 ）-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. --...
A woman was trying hard to get theketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to ans...
It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your ...