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  • A poor poet 一名可怜的诗人
    12-05

    Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you.Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice. I wonder where I've put it?Her son: It&...

  • Bedtime Prayers睡前祷告
    12-05

    Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,“ she said, “Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy.“ Her mother interru...

  • A Man of Actions 言出必行
    12-05

    A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,that if the Dean does no...

  • 柔弱又强悍 那才叫女人
    12-05

    女人 women If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 如果你亲她, 那你就没有绅士风度 If you don't, you are not a man 可是如果你不亲她, 那你就不算男子汉! If you praise her, she thin...

  • 忠告“年轻者”
    12-05

    A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So wh...

  • 给我那个打赢的吧
    12-05

    Bring me the winner (给我那个打赢的吧)-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the wi...

  • 它们是从美国直接带来的
    12-05

    Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars...

  • 他真是一个大人物
    12-05

    He is really somebody (他真是一个大人物 )-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. --...

  • Mommy is hitting the bottle
    12-05

    A woman was trying hard to get theketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to ans...

  • I Lost 我输了
    12-05

    It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. So good of you to come, Mr.Jones,and where is your ...

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