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  • A POOR MAN!
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    "Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady, "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind." &q...

  • Our Tails 我们的尾巴
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    The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- ...

  • The Looney Bin
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    Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate ...

  • Who was the first Man?
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    A teacher said to her class:"Who was the first man?"George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly."How do you make out that Ge...

  • What a big deal
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    A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to a...

  • It's part of the game
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    Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it...

  • Coincidence 巧合
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    A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him."What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who sh...

  • A burglar 入室盗窃者
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    A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You will get your chance in cou...

  • 你停止打你老婆了吗?
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    This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to preface ...

  • Pain Transference 疼痛转移
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    A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that wo...

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