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Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went o...
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Loo...
Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede n...
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cos...
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a ...
The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?""I have...
Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays.He usually went to the seaside, but one year he sa...
A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?""Well," his wife answered at once." The r...
Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."" I' m a great salesman." Harry told...