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  • Older Goats in America(美国老羊)
    12-05

    A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of chees...

  • The Stories Are Still in Them(故事还在里面)
    12-05

    During a visit to my mother' s home, I joined her in the living room to talk, read and watch television. Facing a bookcase that has been in the sa...

  • Back Up Two Miles(退后两英里)
    12-05

    A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in ei...

  • Who Was That Man(那男子是谁)
    12-05

    The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I&...

  • The Advantage of Noise(嗓音的优点)
    12-05

    Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I batt...

  • A Gentle Reminder(委婉提醒)
    12-05

    Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were s...

  • I Understand Him(我懂他的话)
    12-05

    While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard."...

  • An Exact Number(准确数字)
    12-05

    A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about."How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly N...

  • Violin Lessons(小提琴课)
    12-05

    "Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased....

  • Which Month Did He Go Away(几月走的)
    12-05

    When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed fo...

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