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  • 您的大衣着火了
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    Your Coat Is on Fire The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything import...

  • 歌德的容忍
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    Goethe's Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to ...

  • 他曾发誓要死
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    He Swore to Die “If you refuse to marry me,“ he swore, “I shall die.“ She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 他曾发誓要死 如果你不答应嫁给我,”他发誓,我就要去死。&...

  • 傻爸爸
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    A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the...

  • 他就要死了吗?
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    Is He Dying? A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, ...

  • 还没穿破?
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    Are They Worn Out? "No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out.&quo...

  • 我可以干得慢一些
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    I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work...

  • 干净的杯子
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    Clean Glass Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past t...

  • 六还是十二?
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    Six or Twelve? A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d ...

  • 绳子还是公牛?
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    Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: “I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was wa...

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