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A blonde to a long-distance telephone operator:“Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?“Operator: “Just a minute......
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engagi...
A Guy walked into a bar dressed in the latest designer gear, dripping with diamonds and platinum and googobs of money.His only visible problem was tha...
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the b...
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard ...
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After a...