A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity* had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter...
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss ...
fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies....
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A...
Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, “Wh...
Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too. 病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。 外科医...
Excited Remarks Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied ...
Comparison Geoffrey says to his father （who is looking at his son’s report card）. "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do ...
Conduct and Courtesy Father: The school report gives you a D for conduct and an A for courtesy. How did you manage that? Cuthbert: Whenever I punch so...
I Hope So Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissi...