You Are Too Late On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket."sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you ...
The cost of marriageA little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?“And the father replied, “I don't know son, I'...
Father and sonSon: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in eve...
One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair ...
Just Sew the Buttonhole Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling? Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the b...
But the teacher criedThe six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when ...
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on th...
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. A boy handed in his slip and expla...
"May I borrow your record player tonight ?" a man asked his neighbour . "Sure . Do you want to listen to some music?" "No .&q...
A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was ...