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  • Frog noise
    12-05

    Two litte boys are talking to each other when the older boy, Little Tommy, gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make ...

  • Corruption Trial
    12-05

    At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness."Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you ...

  • Dads a Lawyer
    12-05

    While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted."My name is Joshua. ...

  • Do You Serve Lawyers
    12-05

    A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?""Sure do," said the ...

  • Court witness
    12-05

    The prosecuting attorney had just called his first witness to the stand, an elderly woman. Approaching her, he asked, "Do you know me, Mrs. Jacks...

  • 3 Questions
    12-05

    A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates."$50 for three questions," replied the lawyer."Isn...

  • That's not fair
    12-05

    A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized a...

  • An ounce of brains
    12-05

    A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available...

  • Lawyer jokes
    12-05

    1. The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps.They weren't working.... They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure...

  • Guilty?
    12-05

    A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few tr...

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