Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights.中文：老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。（英文中的骑士和...
Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!中文：牙医：请你不要再...
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's terrible!" said the fri...
Teacher and StudentIn class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best,...
God and GrandmaTwo young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayer...
Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings ar...
Waste or Save? Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you...
How do I get the gum out?Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane l...
A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a ...
A Useful Way Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I...