片段对白

Sean: Hey, how's it going?

Kalani: Well, apart from you stranding us on this stupid island, just fine.

Sean: Good. Good. So, hey, I was thinking, you know, sometime we could hang out or something...if you wanted to.

Kalani: I have a feeling that your idea of fun and my idea of fun are two very different things.

Sean: I don’t know. What do you like doing on the weekends?

Kalani: Collect and label mollusks.

Sean: No way! Me too. I'm way into mollusks.

Kalani: Really?

Sean: Yeah.

Kalani: Well, which one's your favorite? Mine's the Mxyzptlk snail.

Sean: You're not gonna believe me, but that's my favorite too.

Kalani: I just made that up. Mxyzptlk isn't a snail. It's one of Superman's archenemies.

Hank: Way to slay the heart.

Sean: Whatever.

Hank: Getting the attention of a woman is one of the hardest things to do.

Sean: All right. So, what do I do, Casanova?

Hank: I been waiting a long time to have this talk with you, buddy. There are three things you need to know about understanding girls. Number One: Don't follow your instincts. Any other area in life, instincts will get you there. Not with women. So whatever you think you should do, do the opposite. Number Two: You need to be open, sensitive. Women don't want a man just because he's big and strong and has abs like mine. No. They want a thinker, they want a feeler. They want someone who can understand them. Women want a man who is in touch with his most inner emotions. And the third thing is the most important. It's something that women have responded to for thousands of years.

Sean: Well, tell me.

Hank: You have got to do this.

Sean: What is that?

Hank: That is the pec pop of love. Now go on and throw a berry.

Sean: No.

Hank: Go on and throw a berry. There's some behind you. Grab one and throw it. Don't be afraid, they're not gonna bite. Grab a berry. Boom. Go ahead, grab a bunch. Rapid-fire, now.

Sean: I'm not doing rapid-fire.

Hank: They will not stop until you feed them.

Sean: Feed them? No.

Hank: Feed them. They're hungry.

Gabato: I'll feed them.

Hank: Attaboy. Come get some.

Gabato: Okay, you ready? Ready? Here we go. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Sean: Stop.

Gabato: OK. Ready? This one's special.

Hank: Make this one count.

Gabato: Mmm. No way, that's awesome.

Sean: Stop encouraging him.

Gabato: It's a gift.

Hank: It is a gift.

Gabato: He has a gift.

Hank: Sean, it works every time.

妙语佳句 活学活用

1. strand: 使陷于困境。例如：He was stranded in the middle of nowhere.（他身在茫茫荒野中，一筹莫展。）

2. mollusk: 软体动物。

3. way into: 非常喜欢。(be) into有“对……很有兴趣，极喜欢”的意思，way在这里的意思是“非常，大大地”。看一下例子：Actually, I'm not really into spicy food.（实际上，我并不是很喜欢辣的食物。）

4. archenemy: 头号敌人。例如：

The panic from the public is literally the archenemy for a nation's economy.

群众的恐慌是一国经济的最大的敌人.

5. slay: 深深感动（某人），使（异性）产生好感。例如：Your story slays me.（你的故事深深地打动了我。）

6. Casanova: （意大利浪荡公子）卡萨诺瓦式人物，放荡的人，好色之徒。

7. abs: [美国口语]腹肌（＝abdominal muscles）。

8. attaboy: 好啊！例如：Attaboy, that's just what I am thinking.（太好了，这正是我所想的。）