Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toothy!
Toothy who?
Toothy the day after Monday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Torch!
Torch who?
Torch you'd never ask!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock

jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toyota!
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!