ADULT:

 A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:

 A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:

 Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:

 The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:

 A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:

 Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:

 Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:

 A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF:

 Cold Storage.

INFLATION:

 Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:

 An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:

 Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:

 Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:

 A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:

 The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:

 One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:

 An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:

 Something other people have. You have character lines.