No Pen But A Pistol
分类: 英语笑话
A lady and her son whom was about 10 years old came to buy pond fish from me one day. After I packed her favourite fish, I needed to write down the price label then stuck it on the fish bag, but I couldn’t find a pen at that moment.
"Did you have a pen?" I asked the lady.
"I am afraid not." She opened her hand bag and put her right hand inside to try and find one.
I waited and looked at her, her son did the same as me.
In a minute, she suddenly and a little loudly said:
"I have no pen but I have a pistol." she liked an actress took a pistol out and pointed it at me, I hadn’t reacted yet.
"It’s my toy pistol!" Her son loudly shouted to her.