拜见岳父岳母-1
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You must do something!
Baby is coming!
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Yeah. I know baby is coming!
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Miss, you've to stay calm
and take deep breaths, okay?
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Myra, I need a doctor here
right now.
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I am working on it.
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You're not a doctor?
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No, I am a nurse.
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You are man
and you are nurse?
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What kind of man is nurse?
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Look, folks,
I'm a professional, okay?
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I know exactly what I'm doing,
so just trust me,
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everything's going to be fine,
all right?
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Okay.
Yeah.
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Yeah. You're fully dilated.
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Hey, I need that doctor
right now.
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There are no free doctors.
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Nurse, you're gonna have
to deliver that baby yourself.
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I can see the head!
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Holy shit!
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Check it out.
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We did it.
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We had a boy.
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A boy. You are my hero.
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Mmm-hmm.
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I name baby for you.
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Oh! You don't have to do that.
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Yeah. I must.
It is Latvian tradition.
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We'll name the baby...
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Hello, you've reached the Fockers.
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We're not around, so leave
us a message. Goodbye.
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Roz, how the hell
do you shut this thing off?
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I have no idea.
Just press a button.
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I'm pretty sure it's off.
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Honey,
you want a chimichanga?
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I thought they gave you gas.
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A little bit,
but it's worth it.
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Worth it for you, but I'm
the one that gets the fumes.
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Honey, I'm in the mood
for a chimichanga.
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So make a--
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Hi, guys, it's me.
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Dad, I told you
six months ago
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you have to change
that message.
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Anyway, I'm just calling
to double check
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'cause I didn't hear
back from you.
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You know that Pam and I are
flying out to Oyster Bay today.
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And, then, we're flying to
Miami tomorrow with the Byrneses.
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And our flight gets in 7:30,
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so we should be
at the house around 9:00.
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So just give me a call
back on my cell, okay?
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'Cause I want to go over
a few things