大话王-7
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All right, hold on a minute.
You can say happy birthday.
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- No ! Gotta go ! Good-bye.
- [ Cord Snaps ]
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Hello.
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[ Everyone ]
Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday, dear Max
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Happy birthday to you
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Okay, birthday boy.
Make a wish.
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Come on, Max.
lt can be anything you want.
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Anything in the whole world.
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Max.
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Your father is sorry.
He had to work.
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He said he was gonna
be here. He promised.
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l know, but he promises that
he is gonna see you tomorrow.
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Okay ? He's gonna pick you up
from school. All right ?
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So come on.
Make a wish.
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[ Thinking ]
l wish that for only one day...
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Dad couldn't tell a lie.
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[ Everyone Cheering ]
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Mmm. That was incredible.
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Was it good for you ?
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l've had better.
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[ Gasping ]
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"l've had better" ?
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[ Buzzing ]
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"l've had better" ?
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"l've had better."
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughing ]
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- [ Sighs ]
- [ Elevator Bell Dings ]
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- New in the building ?
- Yeah, l just moved in Monday.
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- Oh ! You like it so far ?
- Everybody's been real nice.
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Well, that's because
you have big jugs.
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l mean, your boobs
are huge.
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l mean, l wanna
squeeze 'em. [ Gasps ]
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Mama.
[ Sucking Sounds ]
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- [ Slap ]
- [ Elevator Bell Dings ]
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- Any change, mister ?
- Absolutely.
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- Could you spare some ?
- Yes, l could.
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- Will ya ? How come ?
- Mm-mm.
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Because l believe
you will buy booze with it !
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l just wanna get to the office
without being confronted by the
decay of Western society !
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Plus, l'm cheap !
[ Gasps ]
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Jerk off !
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[ Bangs ]
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[ Thud ]
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You look like you're
having a rough morning.
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Ding, ding, ding !
What do we have for her, Johnny ?
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- Fletcher.
- Dana.
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All right, Samantha. How much
will it take to put an end to all this ?