451
Having sex !

452
Well, l hope that it was
with someone very special.

453
No ! That's the thing. l don't even
like her, but she's a partner.

454
l thought l could help my career
by making her squeal. [ Screams ]

455
Aah !

456
What's wrong with me ?

457
l'm getting what l deserve.
l'm reaping what l sow. l'm--

458
[ Children Chattering ]

459
- ls Dad still picking me up ?
- No, Max, he's not.

460
l'm sorry, but l'm gonna
pick you up, okay ?

461
l'll work it out.

462
l guess my wish
didn't come true.

463
- What wish ?
- l wished that for just one day
Dad couldn't tell a lie.

464
[ Bell Ringing ]

465
Max ?

466
l have something important
to talk to you about, okay ?

467
- Okay.
- Okay.

468
[ Phone Ringing ]

469
- Hello ?
- Audrey ! Let me explain.
Something has happened to me.

470
Well, something else
is about to happen to you.
Max and l are moving to Boston.

471
- What ?
- Jerry has asked me to marry him,

472
and Max and l are going
this weekend to look at houses.

473
l thought it was semiserious !

474
lt's just been given
a violent shove into serious.

475
You can't move to Boston;
l'll never see Max !

476
You'll have the same relationship
you have with him now, won't you ?

477
- Where are you ?
- l'm going home.

478
When you get there, just stay there.
l'm coming over. We have to talk.

479
- Fletcher !
- l'll be right there.

480
- Hey, Mr. Reede--
-  La, la, la, la

481
La, la, la, la

482
[ Singing Nonsense ]

483
[ Bell Dings ]

484
- Fletcher.
- Holy hell !

485
You can run,
but you can't hide.

486
[ Tires Squealing ]

487
What's your problem, schmuck ?

488
l'm an inconsiderate prick !

489
[ Siren Wailing ]

490
Oh, shit !

491
Shit !

492
- You know why l pulled you over ?
- Depends on how long
you were following me !

493
- Why don't we take it from the top ?
- Here goes.

494
l sped, l followed too closely,
l ran a stop sign,

495
l almost hit a Chevy, l sped
some more, l failed to yield,

496
l changed lanes without
signaling while speeding !

497
- ls that all ?
- No.

498
l have unpaid parking tickets.

499
[ Groans ]

500
Be gentle.