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 Makes me feel sad for the rest

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 Nobody does it

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 Half as good as you

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 Baby, baby

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 Darling, you're the best

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 Baby, you're the best...

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[Bridget] Where was I?
Oh, yes... Mark Darcy.

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The question is: what happens
after you walk off into the sunset?

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[director] Bridg]et?
Earth to Bridg]et Sodding] Jones.

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- [pig]s snort]
- [Bridg]et screams]

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[Bridg]et g]roans]

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[Director] Bridget, you're on.
You're live.

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Well, this is Bridg]et Jones
for Sit Up Britain,

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reporting] to you
from a big] vat of excrement.

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- [pig]s snort]
- [Bridg]et yelps]

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- [squelching]]
- Give me a close-up of the porker.

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[ Minnie Ripperton: Loving You]

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[Bridget] Who cares about
the odd professional hiccup?

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I've been in a functional relationship

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with an adult male
for six wonderful weeks,

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four fabulous days
and seven precious hours.

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Or to put it another way,
7 1 ecstatic shags.

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He's given up being snooty,
and I've given up smoking.

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-  Loving you...
- Well, he thinks I have anyway,

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which is practically the same thing.

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...a dream come true...

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[Bridget] Mark Darcy is perfect.

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Not a fuckwit, alcoholic, workaholic,
pervert or megalomaniac,

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but total sex god
and human rights lawyer.

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He is a miracle, really.

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- Bridg]et, will you stop?
- [record scratches]

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Stop staring] at me.
Go and find something] to do.

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Sorry.

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[song starts up again]
 La la la la la...

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[Bridget] So, as you can see,
the incredible truth is

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the wilderness years are over.

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Bridget Jones is a love pariah no more.

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[bell]

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Morning], Bridg]et. Late ag]ain.

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[sig]hs] Yes. Sorry.

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I was in bed with my boyfriend.

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He's a human rig]hts lawyer, you know.

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Yes, we know.

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I cannot believe how fantastic
shagging was last night.

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Maybe I'll ring him.

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No, no...

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Obviously it's important to tell one's
boyfriend how nice he looks naked,

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but I have crucial,
Pulitzer Prize winning journalism to do.

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[speed dialling, ringing]

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[Mark] Hello?