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It's me. Just wondered how you are.

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I'm fine, thanks.
Everything all right with you?

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[whispering]] Fine, thoug]h, er,...

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I've just had a rather g]raphic
shag] flashback.

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And you do have
a g]enuinely g]org]eous bottom.

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Thank you.

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I'm with the Mexican ambassador,
the head of Amnesty lnternational

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and the Undersecretary
for Trade and lndustry.

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And you're on speakerphone.

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Oh. Rig]ht, well...

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I'm quite busy
with important stuff too...

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Bridg]et, we're waiting] for that tape
about Tom, the happy hamster.

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- [Mark] I'll call when I've finished.
- Excellent.

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And Richard wants to see you
about that crap skydiving] report.

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[whispers] Oh, fuck.

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Oh, dear. Is this the end of my career?

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No, it can't be.

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I will fight this. I am a journalist of
the highest standards and integrity.

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[tape whirs]

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[on tape] This is Bridget Jones
reporting from a big vat of excrement.

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Look, I never said I could skydive
and I'm terrified of heig]hts,

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- so it was really hard to concentrate.
- Be quiet. They loved it upstairs.

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Loved it. And they want us to come up
with another reg]ular spot for you.

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[laug]hs] Oh, my God. That's...

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- I won't let you down, Richard.
- Precisely.

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...my friends' motto was "When in Rome,
do as many Romans as you can. "

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But if your tastes are marginally
more highbrow, I also have tips.

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Forget the Forum,
definitely forget the Coliseum,

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no fun now they can't
slaughter Christians.

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Forget the Sistine Chapel, first example
of a poof interior designer gone mad...

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What is Daniel Cleaver
doing] on the television?

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It's called The Smooth Guide.
"Making] culture bearable".

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...equally serene and equally beautiful
Professore Giovana Dabrache.

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who is about to show me her diptych.

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Same old creep. [chuckles]

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Oh. Shame.

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He always speaks very warmly of you.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

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How about we g]o out
for a bite to eat tonig]ht?

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Oh. Can't.
I have to g]o out with my boyfriend.

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- He's a human rig]hts lawyer.
- I know.

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I'm meeting] him for a romantic supper.

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- [mobile rings]
- Oh.

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- Bridg]et Jones.
- Bridget, it's Mark.

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Oh. I was just talking] about you.

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I'm running] late.
Do you want me to cancel?

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- Oh. No, that's fine.
- Are you sure?

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Be as late as you like.

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Chuck him, while you're not preg]nant
with his unwanted child.

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I only said he was working] late.