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 Are you digging on me?

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 Yeah

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 I'm digging on you, now, baby

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 Yeah

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 Do you want a little bit of my love?

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 Yeah...

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[Bridget]
He really is very, very, very nice.

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 All the time I knew

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 That you loved me

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 And you promised me...

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I miss you too.

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 That you would be my only man

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 Yeah

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 Are you digging on me?

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[Bridget] I've never been happier
in my entire life.

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However, must not obsess or fantasise.

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Bridget Darcy.

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Mrs Darcy.

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Mr and Mrs Darcy.

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Lord and Lady Darcy.

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Wonder what Mark Darcy
would be like as a father.

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To his children, I mean, not to me.

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That would be a weird,
Oedipus-like thought.

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At last, life is on track.

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Bridget Jones: fiancee, wife...

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mother.

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Bug]g]er.

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[man] Ever fancied doing] it in the dark
with a total strang]er?

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All rig]ht, perhaps not a total strang]er.

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Back off, Cleaver, or I'll report you
to a sexual harassment tribunal.

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I'm a serious journalist.

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Is that your most serious skirt, Jones?

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Oh...

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Do you like it?

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I thoug]ht you hated television.

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I hate watching] television.
Being] on it is... Hello there.

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...entirely different.

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Daniel, thoug]ht the Madrid piece
was outstanding], really orig]inal.

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Cheers, Jeremy. Appreciate that.
We had to work really hard on that one.

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Tosser. Talking] of which,
how is Mark Darcy?

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- You still...?
- Yes, I am.

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And I intend to be for a very long] time.

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Good. You know what a fan I am
of any woman married to Mark Darcy.

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- That's not funny.
- Seriously, thoug]h, Jones,

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speaking] purely unselfishly,
I worry about you.

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You do know that it's a fact that
most lawyer's wives die of boredom?

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And what about you?
Still shag]g]ing] anything] that moves?

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As a matter of fact, no.
No shag]g]ing] whatsoever.

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I'm in shag] therapy.

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It turns out I have a problem. I g]o
to meeting]s, talk about my feeling]s.