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Hug] people who smell.

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- I don't believe you.
- I'm trying]...

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...to be a better man, Bridg]e,

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so that the next time
a better woman comes along],

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I won't make a pig]'s ear of it.

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Daniel. Meeting]?

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Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

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Very g]ood hair, Jones.

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By the way, um, you're not free
for dinner tonig]ht, are you?

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No, I'm not.
I'm g]oing] to the Law Council Dinner.

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It's a very important evening].

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[ Kylie Minog]ue:
Can't Get You Out Of My Head]

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I can't wear that.

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Bridg]e, do you want to g]et married and
have babies before you become barren?

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Trust me...

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[Bridget] Magda: my only grown-up
friend. Married to Mark's partner.

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She actually got engaged
on the night of the Law Council Dinner.

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Try it with the dress.

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Oh, my God!

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Remember, we are trying] to reduce
your body size by 1 5 per cent.

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You hold the front, I'll hold the back.
One, two, three...

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[Bridg]et whimpers]

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- [Bridg]et shrieks]
- What's g]oing] on in there?

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Not too bad, actually.

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Tra-la!

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Fantastic.

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Rig]ht, let us beg]in.

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I am g]oing] to make you into a princess.

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Goody.

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[Bridget] Nothing like being
in the hands of a total genius.

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[whooshing]]

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Wow.

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- [Jude on phone] Whatever you do...
- Bug]g]er it.

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...don't iron your hair.

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[Jude] It's a lot worse than I thoug]ht.

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We could flatten it with Brylcreem.

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What about a wig]? Lawyers love wig]s.

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- I preferred you in the g]old.
- No, whatever you do, not the g]old.

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Great. I'm late with mad hair and can
barely breathe in scary knickers.

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 La la la
La la la la la...

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[Bridget] Oh, God. I'm very worried.

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What if someone says "Bridget Jones,
get out of here, you are ridiculous"?

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Stop it.

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The most important thing, of course,
is to look absolutely wonderful

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and make a magnificent entrance.

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 I just can't get you out of my head...

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[chatter]

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[violins]

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Hi. Sorry I'm late.

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- Hello.
- I think you should g]o to the ladies.