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Everybody wears cowboy hats.
And a ten-gallon's a big hat.

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I was smart back then,
so they called me Ten-Gallon Head.

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-Hoss wears that hat.
-Hoss?

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Hoss Cartwright on Bonanza.

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-How do you know Bonanza?
-We watch it at Mrs. Chu's.

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-You watch Bonanza at daycare?
-Yeah.

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When? When do you watch it?

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-After snack? After your nap?
-After Love Boat.

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I made my list for my birthday.

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-Yeah, what'd you put on there?
-A basketball or an ant farm.

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-He says he's been watching TV.
-Oh, little TV for history.

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-Love Boat?
-For history. Navy.

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That's not the Navy.

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I mean, he could
watch television at home.

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We're paying you $1 50 a month.
If he's gonna be sitting around...

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...watching TV all day,
we're taking him out of here.

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Go pay more at other daycare
if you don't like Navy TV.

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You late pay anyway.
You complain. I complain.

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Can you at least put the dog upstairs
in your room or something?

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Bye.

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I was waiting for
Witter Resource head Jay Twistle...

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...whose name sounded so delightful,
like he'd give me a job and a hug.

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I just had to show him I was good
with numbers and good with people.

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-Morning, Mr. Twistle.
-Good morning.

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-Mr. Twistle, Chris Gardner.
-Hi.

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I wanted to drop this off personally
and make your acquaintance.

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I thought I'd catch you on the way in.
I'd love the opportunity to discuss...

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...what may seem like weaknesses
on my application.

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We'll start with this, and we'll call you
if we wanna sit down.

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-Yes, sir. You have a great day.
-You too.

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Hey, yeah, how you doing?

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This is Chris Gardner calling
for Dr. Delsey.

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Yeah, I'm running a little late
for a sales call.

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I was wondering if--
Yeah, Osteo National.

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Right. We can still--? Half an hour?

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Yes. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Thank you, thank you.

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Hey! Hey!

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Hey!

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This part of my life...

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-Wait!
-...this part here...

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...it's called "Running. "

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Hey! Hey!

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Wait!

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Hey! Wait!

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That was my stolen machine.

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Unless she was with
a guy who sold them too.

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Which was unlikely...

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...because I was the only one
selling them in the Bay Area.

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I spent our entire life savings
on these things.

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It was such
a revolutionary machine.