651
MlA/ Tell me,
how does my mother--

652
or, really, any person,
for that matter--

653
go into
a parent-teacher conference...

654
and come out with a date?

655
Mia, Mr. O'ConneII
is not married...

656
he's not Iiving with anyone...

657
pIus he's not pierced,
tattooed, or hair-pIugged.

658
Do you reaIize how rare that is
south of Market Street?

659
Did it ever occur to you...

660
that if you dated
one of my teachers...

661
it wouId give the other kids...

662
Iicense to mock me
for the rest of my Iife?

663
No, you're right.
I didn't, and I'm sorry.

664
[Sighs]

665
It's just that Patrick--

666
Mr. O'ConneII--
is such a nice man.

667
He's a reaI gentIeman...

668
and I haven't met one of those
in a Iong, Iong time.

669
OK. It's--it's fine.

670
I just can't do anything
right anymore, can I?

671
[Meow]

672
BO YS/
Come on! Go for it!

673
-Come on, get her!
-ln your face!

674
Aah, aah, aah!

675
HARBULA/
Come on, come on!

676
Just bIock one, Mia!

677
I can't do this.
I'm a girI.

678
What am I, a duck?

679
No! I mean...
You're an athIetic girI.

680
I am a synchronized swimming,
yoga-doing...

681
horseback-riding,
waII-cIimbing-type girI.

682
My hand-eye coordination
is zero.

683
AII right,
you can go again Iater.

684
Josh! Get in here.

685
Yeah, I'm in.

686
So, I was
watching you earIier...

687
and you're way tense.

688
You know what I'm saying?

689
Soft kisses
on a summer's day...

690
You gotta think Iike the baII.
Be the baII.

691
You gotta stop it,
know what I mean?

692
-Heh?
-Heh.

693
Bring it on.

694
-Hey, Joe?
-Mm-hmm?

695
I'm turning the back seat
into a dressing room...

696
so I can change into
a proper outfit for madame.

697
Yes, weII,
don't forget your shoes.

698
Oh, thanks.

699
Strange town, San Francisco.

700
When I purchased the pumps...