1051
[TeIephone rings]

1052
Gupta. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

1053
Mm-hmm.

1054
The queen is coming
to Grove High SchooI.

1055
SUKl/ A limo with flags!

1056
MALE REPORTER/ A Genovian
limousine has arrived.

1057
The queen is getting out.

1058
SUKI: Your Majesty,
why aII the secrets?

1059
AII we keep hearing
is ''No comment.''

1060
Do you have a comment?

1061
Your Majesty--

1062
WiII you be visiting
the White House?

1063
Are you taking
the princess home?

1064
MlA/ Mom, l don't know
who told on me.

1065
HELEN/ We'll get to
the bottom of this.

1066
Here's your tea, Your Majesty.

1067
I'm sorry
we don't have finer china.

1068
That's perfectIy aII right.

1069
Here.

1070
Joseph?

1071
-Speak.
-Paolo?

1072
Majesty, it was I
who toId the press about you.

1073
I outed you. So to speak.
I don't mean to impIy--

1074
-Grazie.
-Prego.

1075
But not for money, Principessa.

1076
Paolo hates money.
He spits on money.

1077
There was no money.
Well, some money.

1078
After aII, a man Iike me,
each ring is--

1079
The point is,
it was pride and ego...

1080
who drove me to know that
royalty would see one day...

1081
the beauty was mine!
The hair was mine!

1082
That I, PaoIo Puttanesca,
was responsibIe for--

1083
-Grazie.
-Prego.

1084
[Speaking ItaIian]

1085
By the way,
your hair--magnificent.

1086
The next time,
we go a IittIe Iighter?

1087
MAN/ Your Highness,
would you like to say anything?

1088
GUPTA/
lsn't that just awful?

1089
Doesn't anyone respect
royalty anymore?

1090
What is it Iike in Genovia,
Your Majesty?

1091
Do peopIe just fawn over you?

1092
I wonder, wouId you give us
a moment aIone?

1093
GUPTA/
I'm the vice-principal.

1094
Joseph, wouId you take
this fine educator...

1095
and show her your security pIans
for AmeIia's safety?

1096
What?

1097
Ah, yes, of course.

1098
Your Majesty, thank you.

1099
Your security system
is a bit Iax.

1100
Oh, is it?