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So, I'll get his number.

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- Is Kelly Frears around ?
- She's copying her dissertation.

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- You're home.
- Home indeed.

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I love that you're home.

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Just days before Santa departs
on his annual gift-giving venture,

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he's been declared
physically fit to fly.

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Santa got checked out by doctors at
the V.A. Hospital in Augusta, Georgia.

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After they declared
the jolly old elf in tip top shape,

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Santa Claus took off into the wild
blue yonder for an early start.

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In Sarajevo,
he spent the day with children,

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handing out presents and
even helping them decorate...

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the special Christmas tree.

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Santa and a sea of elves
took over the floor...

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at the Hong Kong
Futures Exchange.

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Market traders
bought Santa hats, donating--

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The turkey's a little dry,
isn't it ?

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-  No.
- The turkey is perfect.

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- How many did you do last night ?
- Last night ? 2.9 million.

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Now you've got to be in the market
for more of these candied yams.

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Here you go.

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2.9 has got to be
the record.

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Look at those marshmallows.

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When I was there,
we did two million.

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- We thought that was a big deal.
- The glory days.

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- What'd they do the first night ?
- The very first night ?

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-  Twelve.
-  Twelve thousand?

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- Hell, no. Twelve.
-  That's right.

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And they did the sort
right there on a card table.

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And Fred Smith had
that card table bronzed.

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I've been hearing that
for five years.

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- It's in his office today.
- They go from that to
the new hub up in Anchor age.

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It's state of the art--
a perfect marriage...

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between technology
and systems management.

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Speaking of marriage, Chuck,
when are you gonna make
an honest woman out of Kelly ?

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- How long ?
- Fourteen minutes into the meal.

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- You won. I owe you $5.
- So I win.

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- Way before the pie.
- I told him on the way up.

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Right about the time
the pie came out, the marriage--

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Kelly is still recovering from her
failed relationship with that parolee.

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He was a lawyer.

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I knew it had something to do
with raising your right hand...

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and swearing
to tell the truth.

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Remember when he fell on the side walk
and broke his shoulder
at the wedding reception ?

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He tripped on a curb
holding a door open for me.

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- Aunt Kelly was married before ?
It's not even worth remembering.

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So since her failed marriage
to the parolee--

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- Oh, my God.
- Kelly can't see being with a man
who wears a pager to bed.

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What're you gonna
attach it to, Hoss ?

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When you wear it to bed, I hope
you got one of those things...

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that go vibratin'.