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but sadly for Bree,

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admitting defeat was not an option.

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Great. Everything is just great.

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Okay, well, I got you the honey mustard dressing. The ranch looked just a little bit suspect.

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Are we going to talk about what I said?

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If you think I'm going to discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place

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where the restrooms are labeled "chicks" and "dudes,"

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you're out of your mind.

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What's in this?

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What do you mean, what's in this? It's salad.

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- With -- with onions?
- What?

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You put onions in my salad.

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No, I didn't.

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Oh, wait.

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The sound that awakened my son

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was something he'd heard only once before,

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many years ago when he was quite young,

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but he recognized it instantly.

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It was the sound of a family secret.

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Seven days after my funeral,

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life on Wisteria lane finally returned to normal,

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which, for some of my friends...

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was unfortunate.

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Now what?

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Daddy's home!

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Hey, is anybody home?

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I wasn't expecting you for a week.

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I have to go back to frisco in the morning,

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but I got your call. You sounded a little frazzled.

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Yeah. It's been a little rough.

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Daddy, did you bring us any presents?

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Oh, god, presents. Wait a minute let me see.

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But I'm not going to give it to you unless you promise me to go outside right now

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and practice throwing it for 20 minutes, okay? You promise?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get out of here. Go.

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Who's open? Go out!

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Deeper! Deeper!

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Touchdown!

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Oh, my god. Oh.

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Oh, you got to be kidding. I'm exhausted.

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I look terrible. I'm covered in peaches.

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That's all right, baby. I got to have you.

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Well, is it okay if I just lie here?

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Absolutely.

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I love you.

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And I love you more.

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Oh, wait, I got to tell you, I was having trouble with swelling,

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so the doctor took me off the pill, so you're just going to have to put on a condom.

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Condom? What's the big deal? Let's risk it.

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- Let's risk it?
- Yeah.