501
Well, I'm sure you can figure a way to put them to bed, Tom.

502
I mean, for god sakes, Tom, they're just kids.

503
Hey. Are you okay?

504
Yes, I-I went jogging today,

505
and I think I just pushed myself too hard.

506
Oh, you're probably not wearing the right shoes.

507
Yeah, that thought did cross my mind.

508
So Gabrielle says that you and Bree are taking lessons three times a week.

509
Uh-huh.

510
I'm actually thinking about playing again.
I mean, it's such great exercise.

511
Mm. That it is.

512
And my drop shot could use a serious tune-up.

513
Think you can give me the number of your pro?

514
Yeah. I'll, uh,
I'll give it to you later.

515
Well, what club does he work out of?

516
Um...

517
w-we're not really taking tennis lessons, carlos.

518
You're not?

519
That's a story

520
Bree concocted to cover the fact that we're seeing a marriage counselor.

521
Bree -- Bree...

522
he wouldn't stop asking about the tennis pro.

523
Bree and I are in marriage counseling.

524
Everyone knows our secret now.

525
Did the sky fall?

526
Has your life come crashing down?

527
If everybody would please take your seats,

528
dinner is served.

529
With the winds from the northwest at 4 miles per hour,
it's currently 55 degrees.

530
Now we go to rich... live on the scene in westbrook.

531
A grisly discovery was made today in westbrook
when a chest was found in rockwater lake,

532
discovered by a local area businessman and his grandson while they were fishing.

533
Investigators recovered a wooden chest
containing what appears to be human remains.

534
Now, a police spokesman says the body was --

535
Okay, I got to break the ice here.

536
So you're in counseling. Big deal.

537
You want humiliation? I'll give you humiliation.

538
I locked myself out of my house stark naked and got caught by Mike.

539
Oh, my god. When did this happen?

540
Today, right before the party.

541
What can I say?
Right place, right time.

542
I think I can top that. Try getting thrown out of disneyland for lewd behavior.

543
What? When was this?

544
When Tom and I were first married, things got
a little out of hand on Mr. Toad's wild ride.

545
You're kidding.

546
No. We got perp walked
down main street, USA.

547
Well, since we're doing true confessions,

548
Carlos and I once broke a waterbed in Cancoon.

549
How'd you manage that?

550
Well, he used to have a thing for spiked heels.