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So, Susan, how are you?

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I'm fine.

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G ood.

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You know, I have a confession to make.

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I've always wished I'd have been
more supportive when carl left you.

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Oh, you don't have to apologize about carl.

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Really, carl and I are over. I've moved on.

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Yes, I know. You've moved on
to that nice Mike Delfino.

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He's quite a catch, isn't he?

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You like him, don't you?

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Uh, sure, as a friend.

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Oh, Susan.

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Being coy is a strategy best employed
by virgins at their first dance.

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For women of our age, it's just annoying.

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Are you sure you don't want pie?

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No, thank you.

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I hope it works out with you and Mike.

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You've been so desperate to land him.

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What do you --

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I am not desperate.

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Oh, good lord, Susan, you burned
your rival's house down.

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If that isn't desperate, I don't know what is.

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Mrs. Huber, with all
due respect, you're crazy.

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What's that?

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I think you recognize it.

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I found it in the ruins of Edie's home.

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Well, that's not --

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shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

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My point is this --

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I wasn't there for you when carl left,
but I'm here for you now.

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As far as I'm concerned, this is our secret,

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and no one ever need know.

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Oh, Susan...

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you don't know how good it feels
to finally be able to help you.

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You look so pale.

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Now, I insist you try some of my pie.

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Go on.

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Did I mention it's mincemeat?

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open the door, please.

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Hang on.

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What?

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May I come in?

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No.

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Well, I want to talk to you.

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Then talk.

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Where were you last night?

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Brian's.

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I just spoke to brian's mother.

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Now tell me again where you were last night,
and this time, don't lie to me.

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Where'd you say dad was again?