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Previously on "desperate housewives"...

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one was careless...

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you put a woman into a coma.

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Surely that arouses some kind of emotion.

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Well, it doesn't.

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You and I are finished.

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One said goodbye...

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I'm so tired of feeling like a failure.

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One almost lost it...

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your wife didn't kill herself because I wrote a note.

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She killed herself because of what
she did to that poor baby.

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And one got exactly

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what she deserved.

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Gabrielle was waiting for her next great idea.

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Her first great idea came when she was 15,

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after her stepfather paid her a late-night visit.

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She bought a bus ticket to New York the very next day.

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Her next occurred five years later when she decided
to seduce a famous fashion photographer.

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One week later, she began her career as a runway model,

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which soon led to her next great idea --

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her decision to marry Carlos Solis.

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Before she knew it, she had jumped off
the runway and moved to the suburbs.

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Her most recent great idea was born out
of her boredom with her new life.

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That's how she came to start an affair
with her teenage gardener,

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which was cut short by a tragic accident,

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so once again, Gabrielle was in need of a great idea.

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Mrs. Solis, I know you're worried,
but it's going to take time.

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Hmm?

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What is?

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You look sad.

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I assume you're thinking about your mother-in-law.

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Oh, no.

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So, uh, what were you thinking about?

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My life.

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It hasn't turned out like I thought it would.

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Oh, honey.

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Oh, no, I-I know I shouldn't complain.

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It's just there's something missing,
and I don't know what it is.

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Do you ever feel that way?

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Mm, no.

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When I go home at night, I sleep like a baby,

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'cause I know I did something that
day that helped people.

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That must be a nice feeling.

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Hmm. It is.

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Of course, there's times I wish
I didn't have to work so hard.

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We've got a real nursing shortage here,
and they keep cutting our budget and --

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Attention, all available personnel --

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code blue, stat, room 214.

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Excuse me.

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Attention, all available personnel --