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She's the one I want.

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You know, I really love her.

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Please let's welcome Mrs. Arlene Nord!

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We have Arlene and her husband Norris to thank
for all our folding chairs this evening,

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so please remember for all your folding
chair needs, rent Nord's.

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Next up we have Mrs. Betty Nolan.

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Betty is looking...

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Thank god Tom could fill in at the last minute.

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Why did Carlos have to back out?

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Some work emergency. He wouldn't talk about it.

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Sometimes I could just kill him.

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Well, look on the bright side --
Tom's having the time of his life.

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Hands off, fellas. She's all mine.

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I guess he does sort of have a dorky charm.

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Okay, Bree, you're up first,

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followed by Lynette.

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Okay.

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Uh, and then Edie.

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Edie. Where's Edie Britt?!

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Over here!

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Edie, what did you do to that dress?

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Well, I made it audience-friendly.

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Can you tell I'm not wearing any underwear?

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Yes.

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Good.

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Sorry I'm late.

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You should never take this dress
off for your entire life.

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Really? I look okay?

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Oh, Susan, you look so gorgeous.

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Doesn't she, Edie?

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Uh, it's a bit much.

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Gabrielle, you have to change the lineup.

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Susan has to go last. Nothing is going to top this.

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Oh, no, isn't Helen Rowland going last?

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Well, she never showed up.
Somebody's got to take her place.

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Yeah, I think that's a great idea.

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Okay, let's go.

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You really do look fantastic.

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Next up we have Mrs. Bree Van De Kamp

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in a pink party dress with laser cut
full skirt and silk belt.

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And here's another exquisite ball gown by Halston,

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modeled by the devastatingly sexy Lynette Scavo.

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Notice the fine detail,

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the clean lines...

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the dress is nice, too.

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Next up, please welcome Edie...

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Britt.

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Edie britt.

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Please tell Gabrielle I'm sorry
I backed out of the show.

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I'm just not in a very festive mood right now.