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Helen.

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Helen, you're here.

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Did they tell you about the change in the lineup?

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I'm going to go last. I hope that's okay.

505
There's a special place in hell
for people like you.

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I'm sorry. It wasn't my decision.

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You're an adult.

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Take some responsibility.

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What is wrong with you?

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Edie is wearing a dignified classic,

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perfect for a Sunday tea or christening.

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For god's sake, Helen, this is for charity!

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Edie Britt, everyone.

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Keep your hands off my son.

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What?!

516
And, uh, finally, to cap off our evening...

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Come on. You're on.

518
Please welcome the radiant

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Susan Mayer!

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Tom, say something.

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A vision in white silk,

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chiffon with gold,

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hand-beaded french lace,

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and lavender marabou.

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Susan Mayer.

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Oh, she's never looked better..

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Susan, I feel awful about what happened.

528
Susan, talk to me.

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Okay, you want me to talk?

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You're going to find Helen Rowland,
and you're going to tell her the truth

531
before everyone in this neighborhood thinks that
I'm the one sleeping with an underage boy.

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I can't do that.

533
Why not?

534
Because she'll tell Carlos, and he'll divorce me.

535
So what? You obviously don't love him.

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I do love him. I-I do.

537
It's just... complicated.

538
You know? There's --

539
there's got to be another way to fix this.

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God. You are so weak.

541
Susan, don't be like this.

542
What did you expect, a hug?

543
Hey.

544
Shh.

545
I took --

546
Alexis is still here.

547
Oh.

548
She was supposed to go to pilates,
but she got her period.

549
You got to go.

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Just give me a second.