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Only for first-time guests.

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Normally you'd be having
chicken fingers and maccaroni.

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If that.

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Hey, shut up.

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Tom, you're in advertising, right?

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I worked 5 years at Simon's and Scott.

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I started at Simon and Scott.

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I hated those guys.

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We have to talk.

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Who do you know that...

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It's all over now.
They'll be talking shop for the rest of the night.

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Alissa loves talking about Alissa.

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Well, Lynette loves talking about Lynette, too.

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I don't believe that for a second.
You and your husband seem pretty solid.

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We're going through some tough stuff.
We're -- in counseling.

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Oh, really. More steak?

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It's her idea.
Not the most pleasant way to spend an hour.

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Basically, I look at the clock
and she blames me for everything.

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I don't think we should be talking
about Alissa with her...

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so --

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It's OK. It's not like she can hear.

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Give me some more of that
potato stuff.

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He actually said those things
with her sitting right there?

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It was really nasty.
And he wouldn't shut up either.

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Can't believe you said
we'd play tennis with them.

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Honey, that was before
I knew that he was a jerk!

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She was great!
Look what she taught me:

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-- means "I love you".

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Yeah, that's great.
What am I gonna do?

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What do you mean?

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Obviously, she needs to be told.

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No no no, she doesn't --
This is between Dennis and Alissa.

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How can I ignore this?

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And I quote:
"It's not like she can hear".

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Lynette, you're starting to ramp up into
that whole meddling thing that you do.

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Excuse me?

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Let me just handle it.
It's a quarterback thing.

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Are you saying I can't be tactful?

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If he says something when we play tennis,
I will take him aside, man to man,

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and say, "That's not cool."

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Are you saying I'm not tactful?

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Ow. Ow ow...

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Andrew, I need you to take out the trash.

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Sure.

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Now. Not 5 hours from now.

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Going, going. God.

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I'm meeting Justin at the mall tonight, so --
I mean I need 40 bucks.

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No.

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What?

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You no longer get an allowance.