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Remember when you were in jail
and you told me about your secret compartment?

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And you told me to burn the papers
that I found in there?

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Well, me being pretty and therefore stupid,
I forgot.

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You didn't burn the papers.

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Worse.
I read them.

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OK--

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You have some nerve
talking to me about trust

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when you have a secret bank account
on the Cayman Islands!

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That was a safety net
for both of us!

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I'll bet.

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Have you told anyone else about this?

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No. But I could.

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Hey, isn't that why the prosecution
didn't have a case against you?

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They couldn't find the profits you made.

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So if I were you, Carlos,

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I wouldn't mention the words
"divorce",

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"trust",

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"postnup" ever again.

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You don't want to piss me off.

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I know, baby.
It hurts to lose.

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Ante up.

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Well, look at me!
Finally in at one of your legendary Poker Parties.

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Susan's always telling me
how much fun you girls have.

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The rules are simple:

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We play for cash,
the dealer picks the game,

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and unsubstantiated gossip is encouraged.
- Aaah!

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Bree, thanks again for watching my boys.
Sure they weren't too much to handle?

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Oh, no. We had a wonderful time.

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Although I think
Porter had a little less fun.

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OK, I'll bet.

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Sophie, Susan said you guys are
going to the spa tomorrow? All day?

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What do you mean, Porter had less fun?
I'll raise.

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He was misbehaving,
so I had to punish him.

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So, yes! Susan is treating me
to an entire day of...

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If you say punishment,
what exactly are we talking about?

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Well, I had to spank him.

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OK, I will re-raise.

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You spanked my son?

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Las Brisas spa.
Yep, that's where we're going!

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Lynette, is there a problem?

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Tom and I don't believe in hitting our kids.
I thought you knew that.

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Sorry. I didn't know.

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It won't happen again.

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Of course, I'm somewhat surprised
you don't spank them.

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Everybody knows they're a little bit--
out of control.

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I'm just dragging today.
Should we put on another pot of coffee?

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Yeah, I'll do it.

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I'll-- I fold.

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Yeah, you're right, Bree.
I've got a lot to learn about parenting.

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I feel blessed to get sage advice
from such an impeccable mother like you.