351
I mean, your kids turned out perfect.
As long as you don't count Andrew.

352
Where is he again? Hm?

353
Some kind of, uh--
boot camp for juvenile delinquents?

354
OK, girls.

355
I never said I was perfect.

356
Oh honey, nobody's blaming you.
- The hell I'm not.

357
Lynette!

358
If you will excuse me.

359
Lynette, won't you go after her?

360
She spanked my son.
I'm not apologizing.

361
Usually poker is more fun than this.

362
Help me. If you don't
back me up on this, I will lose it.

363
Yes, Bree shouldn't have
spanked Porter, but--

364
it's not like she hurt him.

365
That is not the point.
You don't spank other people's children!

366
He was misbehaving.
She had to do something.

367
B-but make no mistake,
she definitely crossed the line.

368
Yeah, you're damn right, she could've
tried something else, like a time-out.

369
Or she could've simply
threatened to spank him.

370
Yeah. 'Cause that works out so well
when we do it.

371
It does work.
Most of the time.

372
It used to work.

373
They figured out it's an empty threat.
They're on to us.

374
My mom used to beat the hell out of
my sisters and me.

375
And I won't do it.

376
I will not become my mother.

377
Fine.
But the boys are getting older and smarter.

378
And eventually --believe me--
they'll figure out that they outnumber us.

379
And then--
- We're screwed.

380
Exactly.

381
Excuse me, Zachary.
Would you mind helping me with these bags?

382
There's some banana bread in it for you
if you do.

383
Uh-- yeah, sure.

384
Hm. This is really good, Mrs Tilman.
Thanks a lot.

385
You're welcome, Zachary.

386
I've never actually been
in Mrs Huber's house before.

387
Obviously you haven't missed much.

388
This is the place where
good taste goes to die.

389
So-- I heard you and your father
arguing the other day.

390
Evetrything all right at home?

391
Yeah.
We just have-- problems sometimes.

392
I bet you miss your mother.

393
I'm sure things were different
when she was alive.

394
Such a warm, loving woman.

395
You--

396
knew my mother?

397
Yup.
Years ago, in Utah.

398
We worked together.

399
I didn't know that.

400
It's true.