551
One day, when the time is right, I'll tell him
how he drove me right into your arms.

552
And that will kill him.

553
And tonight-- whatever you do,
don't call me beautiful.

554
Oh Morty, look who's here!

555
Hey Molly, hi.

556
Suzie, what brings you here?

557
Mom.
She's right over there.

558
What's she doing out there?

559
She says she won't come in
until you go out and apologize.

560
But for what?

561
For shoving her.

562
I only shoved her
'cause she wouldn't stop hitting me.

563
Why was she hitting you?

564
I threw-- threw a book at her.

565
Morty!
- It was a paperback!

566
Even so!
- At least I missed.

567
And she-- she hit me square in the gut.

568
Wanna see the bruise?
- That's OK.

569
It really hurt.
- I understand.

570
So-- could you just go out
and apologize?

571
No.
- Why?

572
'Cause I don't want her back.

573
Morty?
- Look, I'd love her. But--

574
the pancake shack
is just starting to take off.

575
We're talking about hooking in another one.
That's practically a chain.

576
I don't have time for her hysterics.

577
I sympathize, I really do.
But you have to take her back.

578
Why?
- Because she wants to move in with me.

579
Oh.

580
Morty, I'd like to have a relationship again,
and at my age, with the kid--

581
If she moves into my house,
even for a couple of years, I'm doomed.

582
Wasn't there a plum--
Your mother said you're in love with a plumber.

583
I am.
I mean, I was.

584
It didn't work out.
- I'm sorry.

585
And she will burn up all my oxygen,
and I need it.

586
Please, can't you give her another chance?

587
You guys are really good together.

588
You know, when--
when there's no violence.

589
We do have chemistry.
- Absolutely.

590
And the sex was like-- wow.

591
There was this one time we were
coming home on the Interstate--

592
You don't have to sell me.
Just go talk to her.

593
Now.

594
OK.

595
That was a mighty big sigh.

596
I just keep thinking it's coming nearer
and I can't stop it.   - What?

597
The day my mother will need to
move in with me, and I won't have a choice.

598
Mhm.
- You know, it's years away.

599
She's youthful and vibrant, thank god.
But time flies.

600
One day, she won't be able to
take care of herself anymore

601
and I have to step up.
- I suppose that's true.

602
It's nature's little joke that children
ultimately end up parenting their parents.

603
When that day comes,
I'll be ready.

604
Honey, you better get out there.

605
Hey.

606
I just wanted to apologize.
- Lynette. Don't.

607
The fact that you just crossed that street
means the world to me.

608
And if anyone here should apologize,
it's me.

609
Thank you.

610
Looks like Tom's got the mob under control.
You want to have some coffee?

611
Sit around-- bitch about that case--

612
I would love to.
- OK.

613
Children come into the world
with their own agendas.

614
Some, to brighten our days.

615
Some, to test our patience.

616
Some, to give us purpose.

617
Some, to take care of us.

618
Yes, when they come,
children change everything.

619
Especially
when they're not invited.