小编导读：一年一度白色情人节又至，给男票选什么礼物好呢？

For the man who wants to work (out) from home

给喜欢在家运动的他

Just stick it in a doorway and watch him activate all those tiny, little stabilizer muscles. Note: Make sure the doorway is structurally sound.

只要安插在门廊里，就可以看他做运动，激活小块稳定肌群。注意：请确保门廊结构稳固。

For the bacon obsessive

给热衷培根的他

Bacon toothpaste, trompe l’oeil bacon bandages, and bacon-flavored lip balm and toothpicks.

培根牙膏、假以乱真的培根邦迪、培根味儿的润唇膏和牙签。

For the stressed-out man you just started dating

给压力过大的约会对象

If he likes this cheap gift, congratulations, you have a winner! If not, he doesn’t deserve your Gudetama-appreciating heart anyway.

如果他喜欢这个廉价小礼物，那么恭喜你，你胜券在握。若他不喜欢，那么他也配不上你对蛋黄哥青眼有加的心意。

For the man who wants to tune out the world

给想要与世隔绝的他

For an antisocial boyfriend, nothing quite says, “Buzz off” like a gigantic pair of over-the-ear headphones. If he needs something for a workout, though, these are the ones to get.

对于不爱社交的男友，没有什么比耳朵上罩着巨大的耳机开溜更好的了。如果他要运动配件，那么这副耳机也适合他。

For the aesthetically driven man who wants to tune out the world

送给想要与世隔绝又追求美学的他

Danish audio products are works of art.

丹麦音响产品就是艺术品。

For the man who loves the great outdoors

给热爱户外的他

The ingenious hammock you lie in sideways also comes with its own portable bag.

这个吊床别出心裁，你可以侧躺，一同而来的还有配套的便携式包。

For the man who needs iced coffee right now

给立等要喝冰咖啡的他

The Hyperchiller features a tiny chamber that brings a beverage down 130 degrees in a single minute without diluting it at all.

这一超级制冷杯的特色是一小型箱室，可以一分钟之内温度直降130度（小编注：华氏度）而不稀释浓度。

For the man who wants an aquarium

给想要水族馆的他

A desktop-sized cube aquarium for beta fish or goldfish comes with its own lamp for nighttime viewing.

桌面立方体水族馆，可以养贵族鱼和金鱼，夜晚观鱼还有夜视灯。

For the man who's always complaining about "American" chocolate

给总抱怨“美式”巧克力的他

Nevertheless, give him a taste of home with a box of across-the-pond chocolates.

不管怎样，给他一盒大洋彼岸的家乡风味巧克力。