You are both very happy and comfortable in the friend zone.

作为朋友，你们都非常快乐且舒适。

No, you are not in a relationship; no, you will never be in a relationship. No you have never even thought about being in a relationship, (apart from that low point when you thought you were going to die alone). You are both very aware you are in the friend zone and you like it there.

不，你们没有谈恋爱；你们绝不会谈恋爱。甚至从未想过你们会谈恋爱，（除开你认为你会孤独地死去时的最差状态）。你们都非常清楚你们是朋友并且你们喜欢做朋友。

I really value our friendship.

我真的重视我们的友谊。