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很多英语国家在漫长的历史中,广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天,小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话,给大家来分享一下,希望大家开心一笑,一起来看看吧!

 

These Are My Jeans

After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.

“Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”

Her husband looked at her for a long time,when said,“Honey,I love you,but these are my jeans.”

那是我的裤子!

一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好——特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道:“快看,快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿,然后说:“亲爱的,我爱你。但那是我的裤子。”

 

All I do is pay

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?"

"I'm the people. All I do is pay."

我要做的一切就是付钱

布朗先生告诉同事说:“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子

是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长,我女儿是外交秘书。”

“听上去挺有意思的,”他的同事说,“那你的职务是什么呢?”

“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”

 

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