创意翻译赏析2
1. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
小腿上的骨头——在黑房间里找准家具位置的好装备。
2. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
窃钩者诛,窃国者为诸侯。
3. The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
小孩子要中间名,纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。
起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。
贾君鹏这名字就为了让他妈喊他回家吃饭!
4. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
无愧于心哈?记性不好吧?
5. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
好客就是:让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样,尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。
6. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
越活越二。
活到老,二到老。
7. Just remember…if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
记着吧……世界要不恶心,我们早被吐掉了。(提示:看出哪个词是一语双关了吗?)
8. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
战争不能决出正义,但能判出哪方出局。
9. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
世界总是在变,但我却怎么也便不出来。
人生何处不杯具,唯有面对饮水机。