I'd rather buy a gift While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said,...
Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their lug...
Senior ClassDuring the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. De...
I didn't know that I was so farA big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about ev...
Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!...
Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" th...
The formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday yo...
Something Really CheapAfter being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume？”he ask...
Waste or SaveFather: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you ...
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.Befor...