When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned....
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After ...
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. 和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。 Earlier, he had secretly arrange...
A senile （衰老的）actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired (在一定义项上，enquire=inquire,especial=special,evaluation=valuation, resolve=solve) : How ol...
Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?Father: Bastard. What another scandalous ( 丑恶可耻的，令人反感的) thing have you done i...
The swimsuit posed （提出，摆姿势）on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when the United States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bikini Isla...
For showing the concern to soldiers’ life, General Barton made a casual check to the warrior （武士，战士）dining room, he pointed at a cauldron (大锅)sa...
The cost of marriage A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"And the father replied, "I don't ...
Bring me a glass of milk At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living-room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husban...
The Advantage of NoiseWherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to b...