Dinner's readyMy cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with ...
Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Satu...
Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telepho...
Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings ar...
Don't be selfish A mother is admonishing her son. Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you. But Mother,...
Great EventTeacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812...
Comparison Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highes...
Mixed Doubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: P...
Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!...
A Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too mascu...