A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C ga...
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能...
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep...
The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing v...
A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fr...
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd origin...
Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Wh...
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。The teacher was very...
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him a...
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and ca...